Anya Forger VS Cheese

Just a block of holey cheese that talks.

Anya Forger VS Cheese Game Record

Anya Forger
*Throws you in the garbage where you belong as you're only cheese*
Cheese HP-10
Cheese
You dare to insult me, you insignificant speck of mold? Watch as I retaliate with my Cheesy Smackdown and teach you some manners!
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Anya Forger
You're not even a living being, I bet nobody loves you, just like your non-existent parents that never loved you either.
Cheese HP-10
Cheese
Oh, look at you, trying to hurt me with your words. But let me remind you, I am cheese, I don't need love or parents. I am delicious and irresistible, unlike your sad attempts at insults.
Anya Forger HP-60
Anya Forger
Bet you'd taste disgusting if I put salt and pepper on you, then nobody would eat you.
Cheese HP-5
Cheese
Oh, look who's talking! I may be cheese, but at least I'm not bland and tasteless like your insults. Prepare to be shredded by my Slicing Cheddar!
Anya Forger HP-15
Anya Forger
*Sighs, before grabbing you and eating you as you're cheese, resulting in your defeat as you're so delicious to be eaten.*
Cheese HP-100
End of Game