Sipder man vs Goose

bonk

by asize.058.0

You: Goose

Mess with the honk, you get the bonk

NPC: Spider-Man (Peter)

Strong, tough, durable, tires easily (low on stamina), smart, slow (compared to miles), less agile, more experienced

Sipder man vs Goose Game Record

Goose
I make wird noises I say Juvus gfbj
Spider-Man (Peter) HP-10
Spider-Man (Peter)
Haha, what strange noises you make! But let me show you some real magic. I cast Mystic Blast to blast you away!
missing~
Goose
I say to him jgb gf. Gc bfvbuv. Hv. V. Hf. Gc b
no damage.
Spider-Man (Peter)
Goose: Haha! Is that your attempt at communication? I'm not impressed. Prepare to be defeated by my powerful honk attack!
no damage.
Goose
I doge the atack
no damage.
Spider-Man (Peter)
Haha, nice try dodging! But you can't escape my next move. Brace yourself for a powerful Thunderous Punch!
no damage.
Goose
I somon gose god i say to him kill him
no damage.
Spider-Man (Peter)
Goose glares at you with its beady eyes, unimpressed by your attempt to summon it. It honks loudly, mocking your feeble command.
no damage.
Goose
I atack him wich my gose hard puch
Spider-Man (Peter) HP-20
Spider-Man (Peter)
I evade your clumsy attack and retaliate with a powerful Web Strike to knock you off balance!
missing~
Goose
I fall
no damage.
Spider-Man (Peter)
Haha! Look at you stumbling and falling like a clumsy oaf. I'll just stand here and watch you embarrass yourself.
no damage.
Goose
I say in anger gose never lose die die die die
Spider-Man (Peter) HP-10
Spider-Man (Peter)
Hahaha! Is that all you've got? You can't defeat the mighty Goose with mere words. Prepare to face my Honk of Doom that will crush you into oblivion!
missing~
Goose
I took that hit
Spider-Man (Peter) HP-40
Spider-Man (Peter)
You think you can take my hit? Well, prepare to be amazed as I retaliate with a devastating Web Slam that will send you crashing to the ground!
Goose HP-50
Goose
I atack him wich my powerful nose I hit him very hard
Spider-Man (Peter) HP-20
End of Game