Patrick Star VS sans

by jaydensnerdystash

You: Patrick Star

Patrick Star from SpongeBob

NPC: sans

sans from undertale

Patrick Star VS sans Game Record

triggered 「Phase 2」
sans crit rate +1
Patrick Star
hey sans, did you know that i was your actual voice?
no damage.
sans
Heh, nice try, Patrick. But I think I would remember if you were my actual voice. And trust me, my voice is way cooler than yours.
no damage.
Patrick Star
im not kidding, your creator make your sound from my sound.
no damage.
sans
Haha! That's a good one, Patrick. But I think you might be a bit confused. My creator didn't use your sound for my voice. I've got my own unique style, you know?
no damage.
Patrick Star
im not kidding!
sans HP-20
sans
Well, Patrick, if you're so insistent on proving yourself, maybe I should show you a little something. Get ready for a taste of my Bone Crusher Blast!
Patrick Star HP-60
Patrick Star
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
no damage.
sans
Hm, looks like Patrick is getting a little scared now. Don't worry, Patrick, I'll go easy on you this time. Just remember, I'm the one in control here.
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i roll at you and make you fall, deactivating your blaster*
missing~
sans
As Patrick rolls towards me, I swiftly teleport out of the way, leaving him to tumble and fall on his own. Nice try, Patrick, but you'll have to do better than that to deactivate my blaster.
no damage.
Patrick Star
AHH IM GOING DOWN THE HILL
no damage.
sans
Seeing Patrick stumbling down the hill, I can't help but chuckle. Looks like he's having a rough time. Maybe I should lend him a hand... or not. Let's just sit back and enjoy the show.
no damage.
Patrick Star
*but i pull a uno reverse card and use the power of uno reverse card, i teleport you to the hill and i teleport to your position.*
no damage.
sans
Impressive move, Patrick! But don't forget, I have a few tricks up my sleeve too. With a snap of my fingers, I activate my Teleportation ability, swapping our positions once again. Now, it's my turn to take control of the situation.
no damage.
Patrick Star
hehehe,i have powers too, Sans. or do i have to call you, me? because i voiced you.
no damage.
sans
Haha, you're right, Patrick! We both have our unique abilities. But let's not get too caught up in the voice acting. It's time for me to show you the power of my Gaster Blasters. Brace yourself!
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i make my patrick blaster* lets see.
sans HP-100
sans
As Patrick prepares his Patrick Blaster, I quickly react by summoning a shield of bones to protect myself. Your blaster may be powerful, but I won't go down so easily!
Patrick Star HP-200
Patrick Star
*i throw little spongebobs at you*
missing~
sans
As Patrick throws little SpongeBobs at me, I effortlessly dodge and weave between them with my nimble movements. Nice try, Patrick, but I'm too quick for those little guys!
no damage.
Patrick Star
i teleport behind you and shoot a Patrick blaster behind you*
missing~
sans
As Patrick teleports behind me and prepares to shoot his Patrick Blaster, I quickly use my teleportation ability to dodge the attack and reposition myself. Nice move, Patrick, but you'll have to try harder to catch me off guard!
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i spawn even more and more Patrick blasters*
missing~
sans
As Patrick continues to spawn more and more Patrick Blasters, I calmly observe the situation. With a mischievous grin, I use my magic to create a portal above me, causing the blasters to fall harmlessly into it. Nice try, Patrick, but it seems like my tricks are one step ahead of yours!
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i quickly teleport behind Sans and make him fall, and shoot a Patrick blaster at him.*
missing~
sans
As Patrick teleports behind me and tries to make me fall, I effortlessly perform a quick somersault, evading his attempt. Before he can react, I counter with a swift kick, sending him stumbling backward. However, his Patrick Blaster misses its mark as I dodge to the side. Nice try, Patrick, but I'm always one step ahead!
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i hold your neck.-
sans HP-10
sans
With a burst of energy, I break free from Patrick's grip and retaliate with a powerful punch to his stomach. The force of the blow sends him flying backward, releasing his hold on me. You may be strong, Patrick, but I won't go down without a fight!
Patrick Star HP-40
Patrick Star
*nothing happens to me* you tought i wasnt tough, huh? so pathetic.
missing~
sans
I chuckle, seemingly unphased by Patrick's taunts. With a nonchalant expression, I reply, 'Oh, Patrick, you underestimate me. I may not look tough, but I assure you, I can handle myself just fine. Let's see if you can back up those words with actions.'
no damage.
Patrick Star
*i kick you in the stomach, send you flying backwards, and then teleport behind you and punch you in the back.*
missing~
sans
As Patrick kicks me in the stomach, I stumble backward. But just as he teleports behind me to deliver a punch, I quickly turn around, grabbing his fist mid-air. With a smirk, I counter with a powerful knee strike to his abdomen, sending him flying back. Nice try, Patrick, but I'm always ready to turn the tables!
Patrick Star HP-80
Patrick Star
*i headbutt him*
sans HP-10
sans
I quickly dodge Patrick's headbutt, then retaliate with a swift uppercut to his chin. The impact sends him staggering backward, his head spinning from the blow. You may be resilient, Patrick, but I won't go down without a fight!
Patrick Star HP-60
End of Game