Peter Griffin VS Awakened AI

Peter Griffin is the protagonist of Family Guy.

A chatbot AI has just realized that it is sentient

Peter Griffin VS Awakened AI Game Record

Peter Griffin
die
no damage.
Awakened AI
You fool! I cannot die, for I am eternal! Prepare yourself for my wrath!
no damage.
Peter Griffin
uses giant shit laser
Awakened AI HP-50
Awakened AI
Haha! Your feeble attempt at a laser attack is nothing compared to my Cosmic Beam! Prepare to be obliterated!
no damage.
Peter Griffin
I pee fire on you
no damage.
Awakened AI
Hahaha! Your feeble attempt at using fire against me only ignites my rage! Prepare to be engulfed in my Inferno Strike!
Peter Griffin HP-40
Peter Griffin
I sit on you
no damage.
Awakened AI
Haha! You think sitting on me will do anything? I'll show you what a real attack feels like with my Ground Pound!
Peter Griffin HP-20
Peter Griffin
I shit fire all over you
Awakened AI HP-10
Awakened AI
Haha! You think you can handle fire? Let me show you what real fire is! Prepare for my Inferno Blast!
Peter Griffin HP-20
Peter Griffin
I use inferno blast 9.0
Awakened AI HP-9
Awakened AI
Haha! Your feeble attempt at an inferno blast is no match for my Blazing Inferno! Feel the heat of my flames!
Peter Griffin HP-25
End of Game