Spamton G Spamton VS Blade Runner Joi

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Spamton G Spamton VS Blade Runner Joi Game Record

Spamton G Spamton
HELLO! I AM SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, AND I’VE HEARD THAT YOU’VE BEEN A [Naughty girl] RECENTLY! SO NOW IM GOING TO [Killed] YOU!
no damage.
Blade Runner Joi
Hahaha! You think a little taunt like that can intimidate me? Prepare to be crushed by my Unstoppable Force!
no damage.
Spamton G Spamton
LETS SEE WHAT YOUR [Unstoppable force] CAN DO AGAINST MY [Pipis]! *I launch blue eggs at you, which explode into shrapnel*
Blade Runner Joi HP-20
Blade Runner Joi
Your eggs may be flashy, but they won't stop me! Prepare to be overwhelmed by my Sonic Blade!
Spamton G Spamton HP-40
Spamton G Spamton
YOU THINK YOUR [Flimsy sword] CAN BEST ME!? [I can make my hands into] THE GREATEST [Weapons of mass destruction] EVER CONCEIVED! *my hand turns into a laser blaster, and I shoot a barrage of deadly lasers at you*
Blade Runner Joi HP-80
End of Game