Battle of the Salesman and the Robot

In a world where salesmanship is a lethal art, Spamton G Spamton, the self-proclaimed best salesman, clashes with Ptilopsis, a mysterious robot from the world of Arknights. As Spamton's relentless sales pitches collide with Ptilopsis' advanced robotic abilities, a battle of wits and technology ensues. Will Spamton's cunning tactics prevail or will Ptilopsis' robotic precision prove unbeatable? Brace yourself for an epic showdown between the charismatic salesman and the enigmatic robot!

by wangpf1129

You: Spamton G Spamton

THE BEST [$!X$]ING SALESMAN THIS SIDE OF !!

NPC: Ptilopsis

Is... She a robot? Ptilopsis of Arknights!

Battle of the Salesman and the Robot Game Record

Spamton G Spamton
THE POWER OF NEO
no damage.
Ptilopsis
Hmph, your so-called 'power' is nothing compared to my Supreme Sales Force! Prepare to be overwhelmed by my deals and discounts!
no damage.
Spamton G Spamton
100% OFF HER
Ptilopsis HP-100
End of Game