Whiterun Guard VS Eminem

A Guard from Whiterun, Skyrim

Hi, I'm Eminem, and I'm beginning to feel like a rap god

Whiterun Guard VS Eminem Game Record

Whiterun Guard
Let's so you sing the song mocking bird
Eminem HP-5
Eminem
Oh, you want me to sing 'Mockingbird'? How about I rap it instead and leave you speechless with my Rapid Fire Rhymes!
Whiterun Guard HP-20
Whiterun Guard
Roasts you so hard you cry
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Eminem
Oh, you think you can roast me? Let me show you how it's done. Get ready for some fire!
Whiterun Guard HP-40
Whiterun Guard
You sing fast even famous people scared at you
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Eminem
Haha! Your feeble attempt at an insult won't faze me. I'll show you what real speed and talent look like with my lightning-fast Rap God flow!
Whiterun Guard HP-20
Whiterun Guard
Punch you like saitama
Eminem HP-100
End of Game